Dear Readers,
It's early morning here in Phnom Penh. After spending the whole night awake, I thought I would share with our readers the many ways one can curse my name and the explanation that goes with it. My advance apologies if I may offend any of you, the following are merely my own self-deprecating notes.
I have to confess that I am somewhat disappointed because these curses pale in comparison to the alleged exchange between our famous singer and her husband.
Last, but not least, please believe me, when I say "disappointed" I did not mean to look down on anybody!
I have to confess that I am somewhat disappointed because these curses pale in comparison to the alleged exchange between our famous singer and her husband.
Last, but not least, please believe me, when I say "disappointed" I did not mean to look down on anybody!
Yours truly,
Heng Soy
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Ah Soy: The unlucky (derogatory)
Hen Soy: Ruined unlucky
Seng Soy: Soy who is sold or rented out for a commission or profit
Heng Soy so childish: Need I say more?
Antikhmer Heng Soy: I never renege my Khmer nationality as far as I know
Ah Heng Soy, Ah Jangrai: Heng Soy (derogatory) the prophet of evil. Please send in your donation, I will pray for you! All currencies accepted except Vietnamese Dongs (too heavy and burdensome!).
Your parents are all dead: Please tell me something new
Idiot and Little Snake like you: How could you tell I am slithery when I did not meet you face to face yet? Did I tell you also that I am a venomous snake?
Idiot divider: Agreed! Please send me a calculator, I was never good at division.
[You are] being a great divider: Please see above
[You are] playing Yuon Hanoi game: I am not the one who is traveling to Hanoi on cue, am I?
A skilled troll: As far as I can tell, I'm a wee bit taller than a troll
[You] can only stir up the flame confusing the ignorant pukes: I'm speechless at the power I have not acquired yet.
A troll divider is Heng Soy: How can I reject the absolute truth? Anyway, which page of the bible stated this again?
Heng Soy is stupid: Agreed!
Heng Soy and Hun Sen are the same thing, they are they both are dumb and stupid street gangsters!: Amen! Wait, I still have both eyes and I do not live in Tuol Krasaing.
Crazy mob like Heng Soy: A one-man mob? How do you do that?
Stupid divider H[eng]S[oy]: How can I oppose a higher authority?
Heng Soy is Hun Sen alike: Sorry to disappoint you, I still have both eyes and I don't curse.
You are soy biggest time: You are soy to the n-th power?
KI[-Media] makes readers stupid: Really? But, Sir/Madam, you thought differently from others, therefore, you are definitely not one. Do I feel a sense of contradiction here?
The hypocrite great dividers owned KI[-Media]: To be exact, Google owns Blogspot which hosted KI-Media for free.
Heng Soy is very SOY: Couldn't agree more!
Heng Soy is one of the irrational and extreme divider: Right on the money!
Heng Sa-oy: Lucky foul smell. I must have a skunk in my family tree? Lucky? I doubt it!
Heng Ksouy: Lucky out of breath
Fool Ah Soy: No translation needed
You are wrong and fxxxing dirty: I may be wrong, but I don't think I'm dirty, I shower at least once a day even when the temperature falls below zero and several times a day when the temperature climbs above 40 degrees Celsius.
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